Remember Sebastian Gorka, the right wing pindrip and former tRump advisor? The one who recently got into a screaming match with a reporter in the Rose Garden? Well, the boy’s been busy. He recently responded the U.S. Women’s Soccer team’s recent victory in the World Cup by announcing that the team wants “to destroy everything that is wholesome in our country and in our Judeo-Christian civilization.”

Come again? How could soccer threaten Judeo-Christian civilization?

You know, I’m not the world’s greatest Biblical Scholar, but I’m fairly sure that Jesus didn’t once mention Soccer. Or, if you prefer, futbal.

Or, if he did, then it was probably more like Roman Rugby...

The Little Professor